LASTGREATAMERICAN

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

hard part 2

"Check this out you animals" Angie shouted over the crowd. Jackie opened a bottle and wipped off the condensation slowly and phallically. she held it and she poured it down Angie's throat. Angie bobbed her haed as Jackie teased her with it. eventually Jackie stood side by side Angie and poured the drink over their faces and chests . They were selling bottles hand over fists. Jackie would always give me a free one. I must've downed five."Whatcha doing after" Jacke asked me. "Your mom" I said. "Hang with us" she commanded.

They mayhem went on until a man in a suit came by and said "Great job, ladies" and handed each of them a bigf wad of cash. The two left and got changed and then came back to me. Angie wore a sleek black mini-dress, showing off her authentic c-cup breasts. Jaxckie was dressed a touch classierwith a pin stripped jacket with ample clevage coming out the top and a short skirt. Like what a stripper would wear at the beginning of a sexy lawyer routine."Say you're a recored exec, BMG Canada - you're dressed the part" Angie told me confidently. We went across the street to a fancy hotel with a doorman. We went up to a large suite, and angie sweet talked the big bl;ack security guard. We went in. It seemed to a gathering of variopus people in the know as a Canadian Idol runer up's band was in playing the next night. I mingled , playing the part. Talking about how fifty cent loves Dr. Pepper and how Carmen El;ectra takes 5 hrs to grocery shop. I was quite charming. It was getting late. I could see Angie and Jackie chatting up the lead singer when the big black security guard stepped in and said "Ladies,the man needs his sleep, you can stay in the penthouse with our compliments and perhaps tommorow he can entertain you.

Mike wasn't the only thing that was hard..part 1

They're the are again. It was odd as to even why they were there. I guess it was a pride sort of thing, that they were in the high school equivilency night class that met twice a week at the community colege. They were obviously friends, perhaps best friends. One was a dark haired Italian looking beauty. Long black hair flowing down her athletic frame. Hard nipples poking through her white tank top. Her smooth thighs crossed as she haplessly text messaged away and clacked her gum. She had too much make on and was very sexy all dolled up. But you could tell by her facial bone structure she would look stunning no matter what. Sitting next to her was her. She had golden hair tied back in a pony tail She had an agressive sexy look and a body built for fucking. Stocky frame, big tities and a bubble butt. She was wearing a super tight Bon Jovi t-shiert and a jean skirt. They never paid attention. The Dark haired one, Angie haplessly txt messaging and doodling, while the suicide blonde, Jackie just slept. They would come into class, boasting about the previous nights night club activity, with their skimpy outfits. These were high maintenence uberbabes. It was like looking at a beer poster. "Cool us down with a cold one"
One Saturday night a few friends were going clubbing. That's not really my scene, but I was going to get a ride. I wore a snappy blazer/dress shirt/no-tie combo. I looked like the bad guy in a college sex comedy. I danced a bit but mainly sat in back booth a chilled.I noticed, mostly men flocking to the back wall. It was a mike's hard lemonade promotional table and they were giving away t-shirts and other chochkies. Who was operating the table but none other than Angie and Jackie. The were wearing matching bikini tops and hot pants. They were dripping with sexual energy. They were hooting and holleringnand laughing. Aftet the initial swarm died down ( there was always a gaggle around them) They noticed me and waved. We never really talked in class just sort of in passing. They beckoned me over and yelled over the club noise..."What the fuck you doing here muthafukah!" "Fuckning chicks in the bathroom after they're passed out" I shot back. "Shut up, fucker!" Angie shouted back in her low, husky almost gravely, sexy as hell voice" "Here-Freebie" said Jackie in her slightly higher pitched voice. I took the bottle and Angie over the table so her large breast rubs up against the cold wet bottle. She pulled back and her breast was glissening and her nipple was hard. I chugged my drink and was impressed by the whole sight and thanked God I was a man.